THE BOG
Welcome to my humble bog! It is not as robust as other bogs, but it has all the usual trappings of a charming, goopy, stenchy wetland! There’s a swarm of buzzing insects, verdant plant life, the remains of hapless bog-snatched hominids from millennia ago, sleeping snug and skeletal beneath gallons upon gallons of sticky peat—
OH WAIT, were you looking for my blog?
That’s here, but don’t know why you’d bother.
You won’t find any hot bog bodies there.
So don’t come crying to me about it.
[bog image cred goes to flickr user Vilseskogen]